Miley Cyrus
Forgetting the fact that this skanky teen is the spawn of Billy Ray himself, who apparently put his Achy Breaky Heart back together enough to shape his daughter into a money-maker from an early age, Miley is a plague in her own right. The girl isn’t even old enough to buy a cigarette yet, but she’s already managed to score more sexually-inappropriate scandals than you can shake a stick at. A week doesn’t go by that she isn’t mentioned in the media for some reason or another — usually something along the lines of pole-dancing on stage or dating a 22-year-old underwear model — and her music is so foul that it can cause permanent damage if listened to for longer than thirty seconds. That is, unless you’re a pre-teen girl. The worst part has yet to come with this one — she’s just getting started.
