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Mena Suvari

Mena Suvari was the opposite of the hooker with a heart of gold in the first American Pie when she played the soft spoken, semi-geeky glee girl who managed to seduce the studly lacrosse player who, by all accounts, ought to have been paired with a heart-of-gold-hooker. She's also a talented poker player and she's named after an Egyptian hotel. Hot.

Shannon Elizabeth

All of us remember Shannon Elizabeth as the perfect, almost ludicrously accurate fantasy of every single high school male…ever. She plays the nymphomaniacal foreign exchange student who moves in and needs a helping hand, but also wants to teach you all about the pleasures of the flesh from around the globe. Kept fit by the poverty in her homeland and willing to express her love of both America and your hospitality via her ****s, she was responsible for a plethora of warped jeans zippers in our youth.

Alyson Hannigan
Famous for playing the flute with an entirely novel and typically less dextrous pair of lips, Alyson Hannigan made a very, very naughty name for herself by playing Michelle Flaherty in the first American Pie where she revealed to the tragically virginal Jason Biggs just exactly what went down (and where it went when it was down there) at Band Camp
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Arielle Kebbel

Arielle Kebbel played Eylse in “American Pie: Band Camp” and elicited a giant psychic groan of frustration from our collective sexual unconscious during this blue ball-inducing scene. But we can’t fault her too much for that. Before that film, she was a contestant in the 2002 Miss Florida Teen USA Beauty Pageant. She was also number 95 in Maxim’s hot 100, but, she’s focusing on acting now. Her next film, “Mardi Gras,” by all accounts should at least foster more scenes like the above, linked one.

Angela Little

Angela Little had a smallish role as Sheree in “American Pie: Band Camp,” but she had a role about the size and density of a frozen tube of cookie dough in our pants when she was the August 1998 playmate of the month and again when she subsequently starred in several Playboy videos and special editions following her spread in the centerfold. She was also on Reno 911 and was the spokes model representing the St. Pauli girl. So. You know. We’ve already sent her an evite to the Chickipedia semi-annual KY wrestling match.