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Santa Banta SMS

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

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SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
“saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?”
saNTA bola, “Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.”

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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.