Newton's Law in Romantic Mood

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Newton's Law in Romantic Mood

Postby Samir » Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:48 pm


What Newton's Law would have been if they were created in the romantic mood......

Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
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Re: Newton's Law in Romantic Mood

Postby FKing » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:35 pm

:lol: :lol: Wow very funny law :lol: :lol:
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Re: Newton's Law in Romantic Mood

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